CHAOS — Chaos reigned. America got a binge session of politicians gone wild. That’s sort of like President Trump winning.
JOE BIDEN — He got through it without a major mental meltdown or one of his eyeballs exploding.
CLOWNS — They almost never get a shout out at a presidential debate.
CLIMATE-CHANGE ACTIVISTS — Mr. Trump gave them an unexpected nod by saying he believed human pollution and greenhouse gases contribute to climate change.
ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS — They flew under the radar in this debate.
HUNTER BIDEN — His dad scrambled to defend him and his sweetheart deals. On his drug problems, Joe Biden offered that, “He got over it.”
CHRIS WALLACE — He both lost control of the debate and alienated Trump supporters who saw him as a biased referee.
IMPEACHMENT — Crickets.
PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES — Love it or hate it, this one is going to be tough to top.
FACE MASKS — Only Jill Biden bothered to don one.
OBAMACARE — Mr. Trump and Mr. Biden both said they could do it better.